Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login


Excuses.




You sighed heavily and plopped back down on your bed, depressed by the quiet & emptiness of your home.


'He didn't come..'


You woke up at 7am this Christmas morning to try to sneak up on your boyfriend –whom you expected to be in your kitchen, cooking pancakes- but found no one in the room. Checking the Living room and bathroom, you were cast down by the absence of the boastful albino that you love so much.


Picking up your phone from the side table, you dialed the man's number and waited for the receiver to pick-up.


"King of Awesomeness speaking, how may I help?"


"How about getting your awesome ass over here and celebrate Christmas with your girlfriend?" you chuckled


"Kesese~ Guten morgen liebe! Sorry bout' that.." you could picture him scratching the back of his head while wearing a guilty smile.
"Luddy made me stay home today. He said I couldn't go out right now because of my un-awesome condition-"


You giggled as Gilbert was cut off by Ludwig yelling at him in the background for calling him 'luddy' again and saying "I know what's best for you!"


"What was that again about this 'un-awesome' condition of yours?" you smiled


"I got this stupid sprain yesterday after being chased in the garden by one of Lud's dogs."


You couldn't stop yourself from bursting out into laughter this time.
"Y-you got a sprain? Because you got chased by a DOG?"
You gripped your hurting sides and gasped for oxygen
"Damn Gil. That's the best excuse you've ever told me."


"Sh-shut up. And the floor was wet at that time!"


"Whatever." You wiped a tear from the corner of your eye
"That still doesn't make-up for your gift…"


"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."


You giggled
"First of all, you can't even fit in that thing! Secondly, I won't take excuses. I am going there right now to claim my present!" you joked


"And what would that present be..?" He asked suggestively


"A sweet kiss from my awesome-egoistic boyfriend, maybe?"






"DEAL."
Late christmas fic :3
poor gil got a sprain~ :heart:
:XD:

thanks for reading!
Art/preview pic is not mine!

Prussia, Luddy, their dogs, Hetalia (c) Hima-papa
story (c) mein
Add a Comment:
 
:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
*claps fast* BRAVO!!!!!!!!!
xD you are a great vriter, even if its small its still cute und awesome!!!
Reply
:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."

That is genius! I may use that one day.... if I ever stop being like aromantic like Kiku and actually somehow find a boyfriend...
Reply
:iconmmatthew349:
mmatthew349 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
dude, same
Reply
:iconxxhitsujichanxx:
xXHitsujiChanXx Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."

Pffft hahaha~ that was genius.
Laugh 
Reply
:iconzeldapointdefer:
Zeldapointdefer Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
:rofl:
Can't
Stop
Laughing
"I tried to send you something awesome..."
That part just killed me
Reply
:iconvoclaoid-magnet:
VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So cute and sweet. :) :iconepicclapplz:
Reply
:iconwafflepigs:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
Omygosh yes conan obrien
Reply
:iconvoclaoid-magnet:
VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yesh
Reply
:iconwafflepigs:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
:3
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
Thanks~ :)
Reply
:iconvoclaoid-magnet:
VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You are welcome. :iconsupertighthugplz:
Reply
:iconporcelain-child:
Porcelain-child Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! AIR! I NEED AIR!!! (i actually did choke on the lemonade i was drinking. XD)
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
Omg someone give her CPR!
:iconohnoesplz:#

Lolz, glad you enjoyed it :XD:
Reply
:iconporcelain-child:
Porcelain-child Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
i did. i lol'd. then i made my sister read it and this was her reaction; :icongermanyfacepalmplz:
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
:XD:
Reply
:iconporcelain-child:
Porcelain-child Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
XDDDDDDD
Reply
:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Pfft~, I'm scared what the mailman saw if he had to take a stamp off of Prussia's butt.
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
:XD:
Reply
:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student General Artist
...but at the same time, that mailman if lucky to be able to come close to the awesome butt!
Reply
:iconkatrinalabelle:
katrinalabelle Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
Awesome clappingpls
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
Thanks :)
Reply
:iconmirviana:
Mirviana Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wonderful, I loved it xD
I want Prussia to mail himself to me eoe
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
Lol. Every fangirl would want that :XD:
Reply
:iconmirviana:
Mirviana Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, true they would.
Reply
:iconmoot3100:
moot3100 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Stupid mailman...Intercepting my AWESOME gift...
Reply
:iconshuru10:
Shuru10 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mail himself here. XD :icondignitylaughplz:
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
:icononionxdplz:
Reply
:iconlifealwaysgoeson:
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lalala don't know what to comment but I want to comment anyway lalalalalala!!
This was an amazing story. If I weren't brain dead I would have something better to say about if, but here you go.
Reply
:iconeatmysconessss:
EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Lol, thanks :XD:
Reply
:iconlifealwaysgoeson:
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you're welcome
Reply
:iconriverclan23:
Riverclan23 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student
That is just too funny XD Poor Gil getting a sprain.
Reply
:iconfullmetalharuhi:
FullmetalHaruhi Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Gilbert...is a genius....(not)he's funny.
Reply
:iconepicbleachfan998:
epicbleachfan998 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Pfft~! Genius Gil. That explains why I didn't find your awesome self sitting under my tree.
Reply
:iconvictoriavisage:
VictoriaVisage Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Writer
I dead laughing. Poor mailman. xD
Reply
:iconbulgariaeast:
Bulgariaeast Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Photographer
this is awesome
Reply
:iconjazzberryjinx:
JazzberryJinx Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Hahaha this was so funny! :D
Reply
:iconoxredxpandaxo:
OxRedxPandaxO Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."

don't tell the other authors but....this is the most awesome thing i have ever read....
Reply
:iconmenoux:
menoux Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
AMEN.:iconclapplz:
Reply
:iconcloudcatartist:
Cloudcatartist Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
:iconepicclapplz:
Reply
:iconmenoux:
menoux Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:iconclappingplz:
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconeatmysconessss: More from EatMySconessss


Featured in Collections

____ x Reader fanfics by Kida-neechan

Hetalia Prussia by MaddieKixx

Hetalia Fan Fiction by ArtHeiress


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
December 29, 2012
File Size
2.5 KB
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
4,715 (2 today)
Favourites
165 (who?)
Comments
40

License

Creative Commons License
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
×