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Excuses.




You sighed heavily and plopped back down on your bed, depressed by the quiet & emptiness of your home.


'He didn't come..'


You woke up at 7am this Christmas morning to try to sneak up on your boyfriend –whom you expected to be in your kitchen, cooking pancakes- but found no one in the room. Checking the Living room and bathroom, you were cast down by the absence of the boastful albino that you love so much.


Picking up your phone from the side table, you dialed the man's number and waited for the receiver to pick-up.


"King of Awesomeness speaking, how may I help?"


"How about getting your awesome ass over here and celebrate Christmas with your girlfriend?" you chuckled


"Kesese~ Guten morgen liebe! Sorry bout' that.." you could picture him scratching the back of his head while wearing a guilty smile.
"Luddy made me stay home today. He said I couldn't go out right now because of my un-awesome condition-"


You giggled as Gilbert was cut off by Ludwig yelling at him in the background for calling him 'luddy' again and saying "I know what's best for you!"


"What was that again about this 'un-awesome' condition of yours?" you smiled


"I got this stupid sprain yesterday after being chased in the garden by one of Lud's dogs."


You couldn't stop yourself from bursting out into laughter this time.
"Y-you got a sprain? Because you got chased by a DOG?"
You gripped your hurting sides and gasped for oxygen
"Damn Gil. That's the best excuse you've ever told me."


"Sh-shut up. And the floor was wet at that time!"


"Whatever." You wiped a tear from the corner of your eye
"That still doesn't make-up for your gift…"


"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."


You giggled
"First of all, you can't even fit in that thing! Secondly, I won't take excuses. I am going there right now to claim my present!" you joked


"And what would that present be..?" He asked suggestively


"A sweet kiss from my awesome-egoistic boyfriend, maybe?"






"DEAL."
Late christmas fic :3
poor gil got a sprain~ :heart:
:XD:

thanks for reading!
Art/preview pic is not mine!

Prussia, Luddy, their dogs, Hetalia (c) Hima-papa
story (c) mein
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."

That is genius! I may use that one day.... if I ever stop being like aromantic like Kiku and actually somehow find a boyfriend...
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xXHitsujiChanXx Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."

Pffft hahaha~ that was genius.
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Zeldapointdefer Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
:rofl:
Can't
Stop
Laughing
"I tried to send you something awesome..."
That part just killed me
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VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So cute and sweet. :) :iconepicclapplz:
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Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
Omygosh yes conan obrien
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VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yesh
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Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
:3
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EatMySconessss Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
Thanks~ :)
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VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You are welcome. :iconsupertighthugplz:
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Porcelain-child Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! AIR! I NEED AIR!!! (i actually did choke on the lemonade i was drinking. XD)
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