You sighed heavily and plopped back down on your bed, depressed by the quiet & emptiness of your home.
'He didn't come..'
You woke up at 7am this Christmas morning to try to sneak up on your boyfriend –whom you expected to be in your kitchen, cooking pancakes- but found no one in the room. Checking the Living room and bathroom, you were cast down by the absence of the boastful albino that you love so much.
Picking up your phone from the side table, you dialed the man's number and waited for the receiver to pick-up.
"King of Awesomeness speaking, how may I help?"
"How about getting your awesome ass over here and celebrate Christmas with your girlfriend?" you chuckled
"Kesese~ Guten morgen liebe! Sorry bout' that.." you could picture him scratching the back of his head while wearing a guilty smile.
"Luddy made me stay home today. He said I couldn't go out right now because of my un-awesome condition-"
You giggled as Gilbert was cut off by Ludwig yelling at him in the background for calling him 'luddy' again and saying "I know what's best for you!"
"What was that again about this 'un-awesome' condition of yours?" you smiled
"I got this stupid sprain yesterday after being chased in the garden by one of Lud's dogs."
You couldn't stop yourself from bursting out into laughter this time.
"Y-you got a sprain? Because you got chased by a DOG?"
You gripped your hurting sides and gasped for oxygen
"Damn Gil. That's the best excuse you've ever told me."
"Sh-shut up. And the floor was wet at that time!"
"Whatever." You wiped a tear from the corner of your eye
"That still doesn't make-up for your gift…"
"Ja. I know. I tried to send you something awesome for Christmas, but the mailman pulled the stamp off my ass and told me to get the hell out of the mailbox."
"First of all, you can't even fit in that thing! Secondly, I won't take excuses. I am going there right now to claim my present!" you joked
"And what would that present be..?" He asked suggestively
"A sweet kiss from my awesome-egoistic boyfriend, maybe?"